On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

I Hope To Cod She Responds

"I hear the Grandi harbour area is just lovely this time of year. I mean, it's cold... and smells distinctly of hákarl (a major downside), but still very pleasant if you're into that sort of thing. 

As all the best octopode smugglers are."

She Said With Sheepish Grin

Birds Of A Feather