On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

I Hope To Cod She Responds

"I hear the Grandi harbour area is just lovely this time of year. I mean, it's cold... and smells distinctly of hákarl (a major downside), but still very pleasant if you're into that sort of thing. 

As all the best octopode smugglers are."

She Said With Sheepish Grin

Birds Of A Feather